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So I've cut my hair strangely, dyed it black, taken to wearing horn-rimmed glasses even though I don't need them, and signed up at MySpace.*

Before you click the little 'x' in the top right hand corner (or left, if you are particularly intelligent and are on a mac) and run away screaming, I only did it for the music! Sure, a likely excuse. Well, whatever. I don't have much time to explain as these days I'm pretty flat out between slitting my wrists and taking new and interesting photos to post on my MySpace.

So in the unlikely even that you want to hear my music, or even more unlikely, that you also have an account and want to be my friend (did I mention that I'm amazed at how much more validated your relationship feels with another person if you can have them on your front page displayed as your very own, verifiable friend?) just drop by.

Anyway, if nothing else, it prompted me into a blog entry, right? Because blogs are perfectly normal and socially acceptable as compared to MySpace.

Right?


Oh yeah, and I apologise in advance for the poxy photo and bio. The photo is the only one I have on my computer, and the bio is... yeah, okay, the bio is just inexcusably lame.

And remember kiddies, every time MySpace crashes, 1000 emo kids commit grievous bodily harm to themselves.


*Actually I only signed up at MySpace. The rest was a filthy lie. Except I actually do need glasses. But not horn-rimmed glasses.