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In the mild hope that someone will see this and turn up, my band has their first gig in Melbourne (and not Ballarat. Hah)!

I don't know much about the place, but from the photos on the website (http://www.driftersalibi.com/) it looks okay. Rod Laver (hah) here we come! So, the details:


Drifters Alibi
Crockford st (City End of Bay street)
Port Melbourne
13th August
With DJ support


I don't really know if there is an entry charge (I'm guessing so) and I don't know what time we start yet, but if anyone actually wants to come, I'll let you know when I know.

So yeah, come! And tell your friends! And your friend's friends. And your friend's friend's friends. But I am officially not to blame if it is a shit gig, because, well, because. Uh huh.


Oh yeah, the band's name is Jarrow. Not the greatest name in the world, but it does turn out it is an impoverished suburb of Newcastle in northern UK, so … yeah, that's a bit of … something. Mmmm.

Two controversial statements

Obvious statement:

Pirates of the Caribean 2 was incredibly, incredibly, incredibly GOD AWFUL BAD. Soul destroying. Terrible. Horrid. Gah. It makes the first one look like Citizen Kane.


Inflammatory statement:

Family Guy is lame. It is, and always will be incredibly unfunny.



That is all.