Fear for your lives - the apocolypse has arrived

It is with great pleasure that I announce that I have finally deserted the ranks of my fellow procrastinators and have achieved the level of "Learner Driver". Having driven home after the test, my pulse pumping harder than ever, adrenaline running through my veins, I wholeheartedly recommend that people actually act on the cliche and STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM THE ROADS.


Ahem. That is all.