I'm feeling lucky. . .

Just a short exercise for everyone to try at home.

Go to Google. Here's a link so you don't even have type it in the address bar yourself.

Type in "failure". Now, click "I'm feeling lucky".

Hilarity.

Cindy Jacobs, Professional Prophet

While doing research for an assignment, I stumbled across this highly interesting speech given by Texan prophet, Cindy Jacobs. Now, while this is your regular, run of the mill Christian fundamentalist nutjob (oh, sorry, I really hope I'm offending someone out there), this certainly isn't your regular speech.

It was given at the Parliamentary Prayer Network conference at Parliament House, Canberra this year.

I'll leave all conclusions to you guys, but I'll just give you some choice quotes. The emphasis is mine, just to make sure you don't miss anything.

Well Australia you have a Word from the Lord. . . What is it? What about the unreached people? Do you know what kind of ethnic peoples of different races that are unevangelised live in your city? If you don't find out; you know prayer ripens the harvest; intercession ripens the harvest. But if you don't pray with knowledge and understanding then it won't be ripened. And what will happen and what has happened, and believe me I understand this, when you go for a certain target and you press towards the mark for the high calling, satan will do everything he can to pull you down to divert you. There will be a spirit of diversion sent to you. He will begin to do diversionary tactics. People will hurt your feelings. They will discourage you. Your finances might get hit. Whatever happens but I tell you it is a test too. Because what you focus on is what you love and the Lord wants to give us a passionate love for the harvest. A passionate love. Give me souls or I die. Give me Australia or I die. God wants to bring up certain people who will have that passion and will have that understanding. And so it is going to take stirring yourself up this morning. It is going to take recommitting yourself. . .

And I prophesy this: The Holy Spirit will so cause a Governmental shift in this land that other nations all over the world will want to study the government of Australia. And they will come and they will want to know why you have such little violence. They will want to know why you have such a model Government. They will want to know why you have such prosperity and the economy is so blessed. And the only reason you will he able to say is, we have modelled our Government upon the Laws of God. And people will come. They will come from all over the world from every religion. You mark it down, it will happen, it will happen. There is a Governmental shift taking place, first in the hearts of God's people in Australia but the day will happen that it will be greater than just a dream in the heart. It will happen. . .

You won't even have to worry because those Parliamentarians will bow their knee at the beginning of a session and they will declare the Lordship of Jesus. And they will want to do it. It won't be forced. It won’t be by coercion. And the Lord is dreaming big dreams for nations and He is looking for a people. He is looking for a people in a nation who really believe He can do anything. You listen to me. So start dreaming in here. So start dreaming in here. I am dreaming for you. I tell you what, that is revival greater than wehave ever stood. Revival. You know how those things happen. It happens one by one. The heart of the aboriginal people in the peoples of the earth, it happens one by one. And it will happen. Some of us will live to see it. We will see the fulfilment of that day. And I am not just talking about the millennium. You know we all want the Lord Jesus to come but we have a little work to do. We want to present Australia before the throne of God.

The full text of the speech can be found here, under "Excerpts from visiting speaker (Cindy Jacobs). You will also find another speech from her on the same page.